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Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot!
If you believe in something strong enough it will be – If you believe in yourself to do […]
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?A: Stick with me and we will go places!
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time? A. He Neverlands!
I used to work for an origami company until it folded.
Q: Why should you sit in a corner when you get cold? A: Because most corners are 90 […]
Good and evil are perceptions of the same mind in different circumstances – the choice of turning that […]
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner? A: […]
Never remember the gone moment as if you wish for it to pass again, for it is gone […]
Inconvenience is not a valid reason to choose convenience.
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you […]
And the lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life”. John came fifth and […]
No matter what you say there will always be someone out there trying to bring you down. And […]
A truly fulfilled human existence is both a selfish and unselfish one. You have to be selfish enough […]
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
Variations of mental awareness within oneself limits their ability to deliver a truer prognosis of emotional confession – […]
Parts of us enjoy a better life than the whole of us yet the whole of us fails […]