christmas jokes
Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backwards!
What was Santa’s favourite subject in school? Chemis-tree!
Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?He gives them the sack.
Did you hear about the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days.
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