What was the most ground-breaking invention?A shovel.
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.You have my Word.
What was Forrest Gump’s email password?1forrest1
Why did the picture go to jail?Because it was framed.
When is a door not a door?When it’s ajar.
What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes get?The No-bell prize.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?Ten tickles.
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.So I had to put my foot down.
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