How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones. PS: It […]
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Where does a naughty rainbow get sent? Prism ! But don’t worry, its a light sentence.
How do you stop a bull from charging?Cancel its credit card.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
How do trees get online? They just log on.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are so easy to see through.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But, I am slowly getting over it.
How do you throw a space party? You Planet !
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Once, the next time you’d be subtracting 10 from […]
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? Any dog, because buildings can’t jump
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? He lost his filling.