Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark.
Why are piggy banks so wise? They’re filled with common cents.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands
Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
“It takes guts to be an organ donor.”
What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chips
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of […]
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?” “No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles