What room doesn’t have doors?A mushroom.
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?Twister.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?With experi-mints.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?Because she wanted to go to high school.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
How do trees get online? They just log on.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are so easy to see through.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
What’s Forest Gump’s password? 1Forest1
What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer? The space bar.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bi-son
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt !
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t […]
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.
What do you give a sick lemon?A Lemon-aid.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other […]
Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter? It’s much easier than walking!
What’s the opposite of irony? Wrinkly