What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!
joke of the day
What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? A postage stamp!
Why do fish swim in saltwater? Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation!
What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? A postage stamp!
Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?Finding half a worm.
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill […]
What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop music.
What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom!
How do mountains stay warm in winter? Snowcaps
How do you make a lemon drop? Just let go of it!
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!
What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog!
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
What do cows order from? Cattle-logs!
What did the traffic light say to the truck? Don’t look! I’m changing!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
The World of Momus 
You must be logged in to post a comment.