What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!
joke of the day
What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? A postage stamp!
Why do fish swim in saltwater? Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation!
What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? A postage stamp!
Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?Finding half a worm.
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill […]
What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop music.
What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom!
How do mountains stay warm in winter? Snowcaps
How do you make a lemon drop? Just let go of it!
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!
What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog!
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
What do cows order from? Cattle-logs!
What did the traffic light say to the truck? Don’t look! I’m changing!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
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