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joke of the day

Joke of the day

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.

April 7, 2022 Blog

Monday morning joke

Two men meet on opposite sides of a river.  One shouts to the other, “I need you to […]

April 4, 2022 Blog

Sunday joke

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and saw it only had 1 […]

April 3, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate.

April 1, 2022 Blog

Funny meme

March 29, 2022 Blog

Morning joke

“I stand corrected!” said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

March 29, 2022 Blog

Morning Joke

A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can’t […]

March 28, 2022 Blog
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Funny meme

Joke of the day

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

March 24, 2022 Blog

Morning joke

Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry

March 23, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle

March 22, 2022 Blog

Sunday silly joke

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name

March 20, 2022 Blog

Silly Jokes

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some […]

March 16, 2022 Blog

Morning Joke !

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?  Of course!  The Empire State Building can’t jump!

March 10, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

What is a chicken’s least favorite day? Fry-day.

February 15, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

Where do sharks go on vacation?Fin-land.

February 14, 2022 Blog

Morning joke

What do you call a seagull when it flies over a bay?A bagel.

February 11, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

How do you make an octopus laugh?With ten-tickles.

February 10, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot.A carrot.

February 8, 2022 Blog

Morning Joke – One-liner

My friend is an expert reading maps. He’s a legend.

February 4, 2022 Blog

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