What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, “I need you to […]
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and saw it only had 1 […]
When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate.
“I stand corrected!” said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can’t […]
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry
What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some […]
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
What is a chicken’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
Where do sharks go on vacation?Fin-land.
What do you call a seagull when it flies over a bay?A bagel.
How do you make an octopus laugh?With ten-tickles.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot.A carrot.
My friend is an expert reading maps. He’s a legend.