Which hand is better to paint with?Neither! A paint brush is better.
Why did the florist give so many kisses?She had two-lips.
What do you call a tired pea?Sleep-pea.
How do modern-day pirates keep in touch?SEA-mail.
What room doesn’t have doors?A mushroom.
Why are spiders great web developers?They like finding bugs.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?They each got six months.
Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?Because they are really good at it.
What do you call a sad strawberry?A blueberry.
What kind of music do balloons hate?Pop.
What’s blue and smells like red paint?Blue paint.
What are bald sea captains most worried about?Cap sizes.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?You can see right through them.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?A brick.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?A palm tree.
What animal is always at a baseball game?A bat.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?Because when you find […]
Why did the student eat his homework?Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.