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joke of the day

Morning joke

What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!

August 3, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? A postage stamp!

July 29, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

Why do fish swim in saltwater? Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

July 27, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation!

July 26, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? A postage stamp!

July 12, 2022 Blog

Monday Morning Joke

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

July 11, 2022 Blog

Friday Morning Joke

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?Finding half a worm.

July 8, 2022 Blog

Silly morning joke

Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill […]

July 6, 2022 Blog

Silly morning joke

What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.

July 4, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

What kind of music do balloons hate?  Pop music.

June 24, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

What kind of room doesn’t have doors?  A mushroom!

June 16, 2022 Blog

Monday jokes

How do mountains stay warm in winter?  Snowcaps

June 13, 2022 Blog

Funny meme

June 10, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

How do you make a lemon drop?  Just let go of it! 

June 8, 2022 Blog

Morning joke

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?  A power plant!

June 7, 2022 Blog

Joke of the day

What do you call a dog that can tell time?  A watch dog!

June 2, 2022 Blog

Morning Joke

Why did the gum cross the road?  It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

May 31, 2022 Blog

Morning joke

What do cows order from?  Cattle-logs!

May 30, 2022 Blog

Weekend Joke

What did the traffic light say to the truck?  Don’t look! I’m changing!

May 28, 2022 Blog

Morning Joke

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?  Shocked!

May 26, 2022 Blog

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