How do you make a lemon drop?Just let it fall.
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?Twister.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?With experi-mints.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
Why couldn’t the pony sing the song? Because he was a little horse
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark.
Why are piggy banks so wise? They’re filled with common cents.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chips
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?” “No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.