What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.

“I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.”

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can’t […]

Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back? He was dead-lifting.

When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate.

Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.