Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are so easy to see through.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are so easy to see through.
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can’t […]
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
The World of Momus 