Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?It’s much easier than walking!

Why didn’t the teddy bear eat the dessert? Because he was stuffed.

Which hand is better to write with?Neither, it’s better to write with a pen.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?To make up for his miserable summer.

What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.

“I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.”