What was Forrest Gump’s email password?1forrest1
Why did the picture go to jail?Because it was framed.
When is a door not a door?When it’s ajar.
What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes get?The No-bell prize.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?Ten tickles.
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.So I had to put my foot down.