Monday jokes
What kind of tree fits in your hand?A palm tree.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the […]
What streets do ghosts haunt? Dead ends.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?To make up for his miserable summer.
I used to be addicted to soap. I am clean now.
How do you make an egg roll?Just give it a little push
What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark.
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