Parallel lines have so much in common, its a shame they will never meet.
morning joke
What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along
Two cows are grazing in a field. One cow says to the other, “You ever worry about that […]
If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A goblet.
How do you make a lemon drop?Just let it fall.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why couldn’t the pony sing the song? Because he was a little horse
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat the dessert? Because he was stuffed.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you […]
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