I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the […]
What’s Thanos’ favorite app to talk to friends?Snapchat.
And God said to John, “Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.” But John came fifth […]
Which hand is better to paint with?Neither! A paint brush is better.
What did the buffalo say when his son left?“Bi-son!”
What room doesn’t have doors?A mushroom.
Why are spiders great web developers?They like finding bugs.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?They each got six months.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?Because they are really good at it.
What do you call a sad strawberry?A blueberry.
What’s blue and smells like red paint?Blue paint.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?A brick.
What animal is always at a baseball game?A bat.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?Because when you find […]
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.