Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands
morning jokes
Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of […]
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?” “No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones. PS: It […]
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
Where does a naughty rainbow get sent? Prism ! But don’t worry, its a light sentence.
How do you stop a bull from charging?Cancel its credit card.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But, I am slowly getting over it.
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Once, the next time you’d be subtracting 10 from […]
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? He lost his filling.
What’s Forest Gump’s password? 1Forest1
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt !
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned? It’s two gross.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of […]
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