Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands
Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of […]
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?” “No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones. PS: It […]
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
Where does a naughty rainbow get sent? Prism ! But don’t worry, its a light sentence.
How do you stop a bull from charging?Cancel its credit card.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But, I am slowly getting over it.
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Once, the next time you’d be subtracting 10 from […]
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? He lost his filling.
What’s Forest Gump’s password? 1Forest1
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt !
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned? It’s two gross.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of […]