A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t […]

Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?It’s much easier than walking!

Which hand is better to write with?Neither, it’s better to write with a pen.

A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can’t […]

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.