Parallel lines have so much in common, its a shame they will never meet.
I used to be addicted to soap. But I’m clean now.
What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chips
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of […]
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?” “No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.