What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chips
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?None of them work.
Why shouldn’t you try writing with a broken pencil?It’s pointless.
What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark.
What was the most ground-breaking invention?A shovel.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.You have my Word.
What was Forrest Gump’s email password?1forrest1
Why did the picture go to jail?Because it was framed.
What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes get?The No-bell prize.