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January 26, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.

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January 23, 2021January 23, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them.

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November 20, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?
None of them work.

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November 18, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Why shouldn’t you try writing with a broken pencil?
It’s pointless.

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November 16, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A yardvark.

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November 6, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What was the most ground-breaking invention?
A shovel.

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November 4, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word.

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November 2, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What was Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1

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November 1, 2020November 1, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.

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October 30, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes get?
The No-bell prize.

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