Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
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Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?
None of them work.
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Why shouldn’t you try writing with a broken pencil?
It’s pointless.
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What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A yardvark.
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What was the most ground-breaking invention?
A shovel.
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word.
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What was Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
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What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes get?
The No-bell prize.
