The only Christmas present that I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.I find that […]
What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?He gives them the sack.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?An abdominal snowman.
Did you hear about the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days.
Can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?Yes, concrete floors are very hard to […]
How can you tell by someone’s home if they’re a highway robber?All the signs will be there.
How do you make an egg roll?Just give it a little push
Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?None of them work.
Why shouldn’t you try writing with a broken pencil?It’s pointless.
What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark.
What was the most ground-breaking invention?A shovel.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.You have my Word.
What was Forrest Gump’s email password?1forrest1
Why did the picture go to jail?Because it was framed.
When is a door not a door?When it’s ajar.
What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes get?The No-bell prize.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?Ten tickles.
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.So I had to put my foot down.