Why are peppers the best at archery?Because they habanero!
silly jokes
Why did an old man fall in a well?Because he couldn’t see that well!
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills? Bernadette.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don’t peel.
How does a cucumber become a pickle?It goes through a jarring experience.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all its problems.
What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn!
Do fish go on vacation? No, because they’re always in school!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!
What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? A postage stamp!
Why do fish swim in saltwater? Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation!
What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? A postage stamp!
Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?Finding half a worm.
The World of Momus 
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