Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world? A stamp.
How does a cucumber become a pickle?It goes through a jarring experience.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When the punchline is a parent.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you […]
I used to be addicted to soap. I am clean now.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
How does a squid go into battle? Well armed !
The only Christmas present that I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.I find that […]
What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?He gives them the sack.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?An abdominal snowman.
Did you hear about the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days.
Can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?Yes, concrete floors are very hard to […]
How can you tell by someone’s home if they’re a highway robber?All the signs will be there.
How do you make an egg roll?Just give it a little push
Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?None of them work.
Why shouldn’t you try writing with a broken pencil?It’s pointless.