Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and saw it only had 1 […]
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name
Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate.
Learning how to collect trash wasn’t hard.I just picked it up as I went along.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
Why did the picture go to jail?Because it was framed.