Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? He lost his filling.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of […]
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other […]
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the […]
How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed.
Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?It’s much easier than walking!
Found this online, don’t really know who to credit it to but its brilliant. So had to share.
Yeah … it does feel like that doesn’t it ?!?
Still find this funny ….