Why are ghosts such bad liars?You can see right through them.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?A brick.
What animal is always at a baseball game?A bat.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?Because when you find […]
Why did the student eat his homework?Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark.
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
“It takes guts to be an organ donor.”
What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chips
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.