Jokes
What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop music.
What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom!
How do mountains stay warm in winter? Snowcaps
Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it’s bound to squeal.
How do you make a lemon drop? Just let go of it!
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!
What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog!
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
What do cows order from? Cattle-logs!
What did the traffic light say to the truck? Don’t look! I’m changing!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
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