Which hand is better to write with?Neither, it’s better to write with a pen.

A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can’t […]

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate.

Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.