Tag: just for laughs

Morning joke

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Joke of the day

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

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Weekend Joke

A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no. I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.

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Joke of the day

What do you call a tired pea?Sleep-pea.

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Morning joke

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?They each got six months.

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Morning joke

What’s red and bad for your teeth?A brick.

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Morning joke

How does a scientist freshen her breath?With experi-mints.

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Silly joke

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.

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Harmless joke

Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.

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Weekend Joke

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.

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Morning laughs

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.

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Jokes

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!

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Morning morning laugh

What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!

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Friday morning jokes

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? He lost his filling.

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Morning Joke

What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of pause, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

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Which hand is better to write with?Neither, it’s better to write with a pen.

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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.

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I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

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When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate.

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Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

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