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dad jokes
What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop music.
What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom!
How do mountains stay warm in winter? Snowcaps
Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it’s bound to squeal.
How do you make a lemon drop? Just let go of it!
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!
What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog!
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
What do cows order from? Cattle-logs!
What did the traffic light say to the truck? Don’t look! I’m changing!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along
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