What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bi-son
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Monday morning joke
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the ‘P’ is silent
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Friday Morning Joke
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt !
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Morning Joke
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
It’s two gross.
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Morning Joke
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of pause, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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Morning joke
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side.
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Daily joke
What do you give a sick lemon?
A Lemon-aid.
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Daily joke
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.
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Morning Joke
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did.
Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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Morning joke
How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
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Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?
It’s much easier than walking!
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What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
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Morning joke
Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?
It’s much easier than walking!
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Why didn’t the teddy bear eat the dessert?
Because he was stuffed.
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Monday jokes
What streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
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Sunday Jokes
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils…they dilate.
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Weekend jokes
I was kidnapped by mimes once.
They did unspeakable things to me.
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Daily jokes
What’s the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly
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What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?
Matt.
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
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