Tag: daily jokes

Morning Joke !

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?  Of course!  The Empire State Building can’t jump!

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Joke of the day

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot.A carrot.

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Joke of the day

Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm?He didn’t have any guts.

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Joke of the day

What did one plate whisper to the other plate?Dinner is on me.

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Morning Christmas Joke

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backwards!

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Sunday Christmas Joke

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.

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Christmas Joke of the day

What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

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Thanksgiving Joke

If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A goblet. Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends

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Morning joke

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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Friday morning joke

What did the buffalo say when his son left?“Bi-son!”

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Joke of the day

What do you call a tired pea?Sleep-pea.

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