Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot.A carrot.
Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm?He didn’t have any guts.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate?Dinner is on me.
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backwards!
Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A goblet.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the […]
What did the buffalo say when his son left?“Bi-son!”
What do you call a tired pea?Sleep-pea.