How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why are penguins socially awkward?
Because they can’t break the ice.
How do you know when a bike is thinking?
You can see its wheels turning
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They’re too cheesy.
How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?
A stamp.
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it.
How does a squid go into battle?
Well armed !
The only Christmas present that I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack.
Can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?
Yes, concrete floors are very hard to break.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.