How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?You rocket!
joke of the day
What did one plate whisper to the other plate?Dinner is on me.
This still remains one of my most favourite memes, hence why I am re-sharing. Laughter and love is […]
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backwards!
What was Santa’s favourite subject in school? Chemis-tree!
Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
I don’t really care what people, no let me change that, what adults want to do with their […]
What did the dog say to the sandpaper?“Ruff!”
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