Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot.
joke of the day
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?Because they are really good at it.
What do you call a sad strawberry?A blueberry.
What kind of music do balloons hate?Pop.
What’s blue and smells like red paint?Blue paint.
What are bald sea captains most worried about?Cap sizes.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?You can see right through them.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?A brick.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?A palm tree.
What animal is always at a baseball game?A bat.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?Because when you find […]
Why did the student eat his homework?Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
How do you make a lemon drop?Just let it fall.
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?Twister.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?With experi-mints.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
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