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February 28, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

How do you make a lemon drop?

Just let it fall

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February 27, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

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February 27, 2021February 27, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Why are penguins socially awkward?
Because they can’t break the ice.

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February 24, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

How do you know when a bike is thinking?
You can see its wheels turning

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February 18, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.

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February 5, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They’re too cheesy.

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February 2, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

How do billboards talk?
Sign language.

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January 26, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.

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January 23, 2021January 23, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them.

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January 19, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?

A stamp.

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January 13, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

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January 12, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

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January 8, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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January 3, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Right where you left it.

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January 2, 2021January 2, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

How does a squid go into battle?

Well armed !

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December 23, 2020December 23, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

The only Christmas present that I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.

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December 23, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack.

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December 8, 2020December 7, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?
Yes, concrete floors are very hard to break.

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November 4, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word.

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October 26, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.

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