Tag: joke of the day

Joke of the day

What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!

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Joke of the day

A new study claims that fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, chances are that you won't either.

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Funny meme

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Morning One-Liner

Parallel lines have so much in common, its a shame they will never meet.

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Joke of the day

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

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Morning Joke

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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Joke of the day

How do you make an octopus laugh?With ten-tickles!

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Weekend Joke

Why did the pony get sent to his room?He wouldn’t stop horsing around!

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Joke of the day

Why do hummingbirds hum?Because they don’t know the words!

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Joke of the day

Why are peppers the best at archery?Because they habanero!

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Joke of the day

Why did an old man fall in a well?Because he couldn’t see that well!

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Weekend silly joke

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills? Bernadette.

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Friday laughs

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

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Monday Morning Jokes

Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.

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Joke of the day

How does a cucumber become a pickle?It goes through a jarring experience.

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Silly Morning Joke

Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all its problems.

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Joke of the day

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn!

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Joke of the day

Do fish go on vacation? No, because they’re always in school!

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Sunday Jokes

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

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