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joke of the day
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?A: Stick with me and we will go places!
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time? A. He Neverlands!
I used to work for an origami company until it folded.
Q: Why should you sit in a corner when you get cold? A: Because most corners are 90 […]
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner? A: […]
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you […]
And the lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life”. John came fifth and […]
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.
My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.
I’m so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
