What’s red and bad for your teeth?A brick.
What animal is always at a baseball game?A bat.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?Because when you find […]
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands
Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of […]
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?” “No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones. PS: It […]
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
Where does a naughty rainbow get sent? Prism ! But don’t worry, its a light sentence.
How do you stop a bull from charging?Cancel its credit card.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.