What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
morning jokes
When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
When the punchline is a parent.
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I used to be addicted to soap.
I am clean now.
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it.
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How do you make an egg roll?
Just give it a little push
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What was the most ground-breaking invention?
A shovel.
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What was Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1
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What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes get?
The No-bell prize.
