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January 12, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

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January 7, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

When does a joke become a “dad” joke?

When the punchline is a parent.

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January 4, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

I used to be addicted to soap.

I am clean now.

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January 3, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Right where you left it.

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November 23, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

How do you make an egg roll?
Just give it a little push

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November 6, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What was the most ground-breaking invention?
A shovel.

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November 2, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What was Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1

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October 30, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes get?
The No-bell prize.

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