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January 23, 2021January 23, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them.

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January 19, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?

A stamp.

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January 13, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

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January 12, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

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January 8, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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January 7, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

When does a joke become a “dad” joke?

When the punchline is a parent.

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January 5, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

Because when you find it, you stop looking.

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January 4, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

I used to be addicted to soap.

I am clean now.

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January 3, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Right where you left it.

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January 2, 2021January 2, 2021 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

How does a squid go into battle?

Well armed !

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December 23, 2020December 23, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

The only Christmas present that I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.

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December 23, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack.

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December 22, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

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December 21, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.

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December 20, 2020December 20, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Did you hear about the man who stole an advent calendar?

He got 25 days.

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December 8, 2020December 7, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?
Yes, concrete floors are very hard to break.

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December 6, 2020December 5, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

How can you tell by someone’s home if they’re a highway robber?
All the signs will be there.

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November 23, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

How do you make an egg roll?
Just give it a little push

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November 20, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?
None of them work.

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November 18, 2020 / Momus Najmi / Leave a comment

Why shouldn’t you try writing with a broken pencil?
It’s pointless.

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