silly jokes
What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!
Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster.
Parallel lines have so much in common, its a shame they will never meet.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
How do you make an octopus laugh?With ten-tickles!
Why did the pony get sent to his room?He wouldn’t stop horsing around!
Why do hummingbirds hum?Because they don’t know the words!
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